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malignantneuron:

darklunac:

asstronomy:

THIS IS MAKING ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

I CAN’T LIVE WITH BEING UNABLE TO SEE 99% OF THE COLORS THAT EXIST

[going ooc, guys.
I am all for inspirational photos about the majesty of the universe we live in, but only when they actually made sense. Does anyone but me realize how completely unrelated and out-of-context those facts are? Some of them aren’t even facts! What point was the author even trying to make? “don’t judge people”? Okay, because…why, exactly?
Okay, so we start out with a comment about how limited our perceptions are. This is true, because perceiving any more of the EM spectrum wouldn’t help us survive, and hearing the vibrations of a mouse scurrying underground a mile away would make talking to the guy sitting next to you real hard. But you know, I get this point. We can only perceive so much, so that means there are greater mysteries in the world. Point taken.
Wtf does moving through the galaxy have to do with anything. Okay moving on…
90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” THIS is what I have a problem with. I’m assuming the author is referring to the mitochondrial DNA, first off. Calling it microbial is based on the endosymbiotic theory, in which case considering it microbial at this stage is a bit of a stretch, seeing as how that dna can be found in your mother, in your mother’s mother, and in your mother’s mother’s mother. It wasn’t located in a bacterium since we stopped being unicellular organisms. I don’t think there are any metaphysical mysteries located in your mitochondria. They produce ATP. :/
Also, about the number of chromosomes…plants are generally triploid. They’ve been bred that way to yield larger harvests. Outside of being a plant, having three sets of chromosome is generally very harmful. Google Down’s Syndrome. Seriously. The number of chromosome in an organism means absolutely nothing as to how evolved it is or how many metaphysical mysteries there are in the universe.
Also, THE EXISTENCE OF THE RAINBOW IS NOT DECIDED BY YOUR EYEBALLS. HOLY SHIT WHAT. YOU DO NOT MAKE THINGS BY SEEING THEM. Animals with no conical receptors do not perceive the rainbow. This does not mean it is not there. A rainbow is created by light refraction, you can perceive it because of your advanced retinas. That is all. There is no creating there. There is no amazing revelations to be had in that knowledge.
I encourage people to dredge up interesting facts and spread them about tumblr to be inspirational. But please use good facts. :I And phrase them correctly.]

malignantneuron:

darklunac:

asstronomy:

THIS IS MAKING ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE

I CAN’T LIVE WITH BEING UNABLE TO SEE 99% OF THE COLORS THAT EXIST

[going ooc, guys.

I am all for inspirational photos about the majesty of the universe we live in, but only when they actually made sense. Does anyone but me realize how completely unrelated and out-of-context those facts are? Some of them aren’t even facts! What point was the author even trying to make? “don’t judge people”? Okay, because…why, exactly?

Okay, so we start out with a comment about how limited our perceptions are. This is true, because perceiving any more of the EM spectrum wouldn’t help us survive, and hearing the vibrations of a mouse scurrying underground a mile away would make talking to the guy sitting next to you real hard. But you know, I get this point. We can only perceive so much, so that means there are greater mysteries in the world. Point taken.

Wtf does moving through the galaxy have to do with anything. Okay moving on…

90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” THIS is what I have a problem with. I’m assuming the author is referring to the mitochondrial DNA, first off. Calling it microbial is based on the endosymbiotic theory, in which case considering it microbial at this stage is a bit of a stretch, seeing as how that dna can be found in your mother, in your mother’s mother, and in your mother’s mother’s mother. It wasn’t located in a bacterium since we stopped being unicellular organisms. I don’t think there are any metaphysical mysteries located in your mitochondria. They produce ATP. :/

Also, about the number of chromosomes…plants are generally triploid. They’ve been bred that way to yield larger harvests. Outside of being a plant, having three sets of chromosome is generally very harmful. Google Down’s Syndrome. Seriously. The number of chromosome in an organism means absolutely nothing as to how evolved it is or how many metaphysical mysteries there are in the universe.

Also, THE EXISTENCE OF THE RAINBOW IS NOT DECIDED BY YOUR EYEBALLS. HOLY SHIT WHAT. YOU DO NOT MAKE THINGS BY SEEING THEM. Animals with no conical receptors do not perceive the rainbow. This does not mean it is not there. A rainbow is created by light refraction, you can perceive it because of your advanced retinas. That is all. There is no creating there. There is no amazing revelations to be had in that knowledge.

I encourage people to dredge up interesting facts and spread them about tumblr to be inspirational. But please use good facts. :I And phrase them correctly.]

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malignantneuron:

fruitycupid:

He needs to wear his hair up more often.

Tog pu||s off dresses ||ke he actua||y has a f|gure.

St||| not qu|te sure how, but daaaaaaamn.

;]

MM: Taht yas t’nod!!!
MM: Ecneics rof saw siht em dlot uoy!!!!

zedamalgam:

Phin^lly done with the phirst piece in my newest concentr^tion! It’s supposed to represent how our lusii guide us, in ^ w^y ^ssuring our surviv^l ^nd prosperity, ^nd I chose to depict this concept through the silhouette oph my own exception^lly r^re lusus! I w^nted to implement ^s m^ny colours phrom the hemopspectrum ^s I possibly could, ^nd to depict them ^s vividly ^s possible.Genuinely proophed in the ^lterni^n sunlight!

MM: Lufituaeb yletulosba si taht, wow!
MM: Smoorhsum fo tol a em sdimer ti.
MM: Erom ees ot tiaw t’nac I! Boj taerg!

zedamalgam:

Phin^lly done with the phirst piece in my newest concentr^tion! It’s supposed to represent how our lusii guide us, in ^ w^y ^ssuring our surviv^l ^nd prosperity, ^nd I chose to depict this concept through the silhouette oph my own exception^lly r^re lusus! I w^nted to implement ^s m^ny colours phrom the hemopspectrum ^s I possibly could, ^nd to depict them ^s vividly ^s possible.

Genuinely proophed in the ^lterni^n sunlight!

MM: Lufituaeb yletulosba si taht, wow!

MM: Smoorhsum fo tol a em sdimer ti.

MM: Erom ees ot tiaw t’nac I! Boj taerg!

Iomos and Ergot: Act 1

markitionv:

Unfortunately, I have too much on my plate to write out the stories of my fantrolls scene-by-scene. I’ve had a couple people ask me to at least tell them what happens, though, so here you go. There’s something like five acts.

Extra note: this story is, of course, separate from the Trolldown universe. As far as their original story goes, that tournament never happened.

These Acts pick up as they become adults. If you want to know about Iomos and Ergot as teenagers, just read their ask blog. xD

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(this is cute c:

read it)

Do you |n fact get off on mushrooms? | th|nk you do.

MM: dfsakjfkadsgkagkj riaf on!

MM: Sey…Enif

MM: Semitemos…

MM: Yawa raf oot si potksuh ym dna yzal dna derob m’I nehw.

MM: Tsuj dna… erehwyreve… ekil er’yeht naem I dna… 

MM: Haey…

MM: Won yppah? Wonk uoy won, ereht os.

For the next hour I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.

I doubt I’ll get any.

dickhaven:

kiss me

MM: wa~ ; A;

dickhaven:

kiss me

MM: wa~ ; A;

malignantneuron:

|’m warn|ng you. Not a word. >|

MM: Flesym pots t’nac I, Somoi yrros
MM: Etuc oot tsuj er’uoy!!!!

malignantneuron:

|’m warn|ng you. Not a word. >|

MM: Flesym pots t’nac I, Somoi yrros

MM: Etuc oot tsuj er’uoy!!!!